Tuesday, September 20, 2005

 

This blog is not close

Marcel and French Frie we will be back soon. But now i've to go back in France.

According to my friends the media are as usual terrible about US and especialy G.Bush. How will i handle that ? You have to understand than in France there is no Fox news, no USA today, no Wall Street journal 99% of media (100% TV) are like Move-on TV.

Saturday, September 10, 2005

 

I'm sorry for your people man


As a French i've strong feeling for people in New-Orlean. A city which name came from à very pretty french city : Orléan. As an american i feel very guilty for what happen to them.

So yesturday i had been walking on the street when i saw a black men, he was wearing a suit, and looked a little like Colin Powell. Immediatly i spoke to him, trying to have a strong facial expression of kindness. I spoke very loud, because whit my french accent, its difficult to understand what i say.

That was something like that :

-Me : "Hello. I want to say i'm sorry for what happen to your people"
-Black men "Excuse me ?"

-Me : "You had suffered a lot in the History, and now your contry is hit by the nature. And nobody helps you, your are dying like blacks rats traps in sewers."
-Black men : "I beg you pardon ?"

-Me : "You people have so many childrens ... I dont blame you. It's so difficult to controle births when you can't read the contraceptive notice".
-Black men : "I have to go to work, have a nice day"

-Me : "Wet a minute ... i mean WAIT a minute brother ( i laughted - humour is good to brake ice) ! I really wont you understand me are with you. You no more alone, you a free man !
-Black men (giving me $5) : "Here is for your lunch, leave me alone please now"

-Me : "Come on dont be shy bro', come in my place we can have something to drink ... i mean no watter, sorry, hu ... some watermelon and chicken ? Yo ! What do you think about that ?
-Black men : "I think now i will become more rude mister"

-Me : "C'mon, i know blacks people, i'm french. Some people in my family use to travel with many black people from africa to america. And i love jazz, you are so good at that with you big lips. You know you dont have to be ashame of your culture, your are almost as good as the whites. .... Take this $10 for Katrina !"
-Black men ( just slapped my face and leaved)

WHAT UNGRATFULL ARE THIS PEOPLE !

Thursday, September 01, 2005

 

Do not date my mom Cindee Sheehan

cindy sheehan date my mom mvtOne of the most ridiculous tv show broadcasting now is "Date my mom" on MTV.
Imagine now the same show with some celebrity, what a nightmare could it be ? Here is our answers ...

Our previous post on Cindee Sheehan - thank to the web sites whose spoke about this one -

Here a very good article about Hurricane and Bush bashers - include Cindy Sheehan, who said :
"George is finished playing golf and telling his fables in San Diego, so he will be heading to Louisiana to see the devastation that his environmental policies and his killing policies have caused."
Here a fine picture joke about the new democrate spokerman.

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