Marcel and French Frie

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2005-09-20T18:40:00.000-07:00

Marcel and French Frie we will be back soon. But now i've to go back in France.

According to my friends the media are as usual terrible about US and especialy G.Bush. How will i handle that ? You have to understand than in France there is no Fox news, no USA today, no Wall Street journal 99% of media (100% TV) are like Move-on TV.

I'm sorry for your people man

2005-09-10T07:11:00.000-07:00

As a French i've strong feeling for people in New-Orlean. A city which name came from à very pretty french city : Orléan. As an american i feel very guilty for what happen to them.

So yesturday i had been walking on the street when i saw a black men, he was wearing a suit, and looked a little like Colin Powell. Immediatly i spoke to him, trying to have a strong facial expression of kindness. I spoke very loud, because whit my french accent, its difficult to understand what i say.

That was something like that :

-Me : "Hello. I want to say i'm sorry for what happen to your people"
-Black men "Excuse me ?"

-Me : "You had suffered a lot in the History, and now your contry is hit by the nature. And nobody helps you, your are dying like blacks rats traps in sewers."
-Black men : "I beg you pardon ?"

-Me : "You people have so many childrens ... I dont blame you. It's so difficult to controle births when you can't read the contraceptive notice".
-Black men : "I have to go to work, have a nice day"

-Me : "Wet a minute ... i mean WAIT a minute brother ( i laughted - humour is good to brake ice) ! I really wont you understand me are with you. You no more alone, you a free man !
-Black men (giving me $5) : "Here is for your lunch, leave me alone please now"

-Me : "Come on dont be shy bro', come in my place we can have something to drink ... i mean no watter, sorry, hu ... some watermelon and chicken ? Yo ! What do you think about that ?
-Black men : "I think now i will become more rude mister"

-Me : "C'mon, i know blacks people, i'm french. Some people in my family use to travel with many black people from africa to america. And i love jazz, you are so good at that with you big lips. You know you dont have to be ashame of your culture, your are almost as good as the whites. .... Take this $10 for Katrina !"
-Black men ( just slapped my face and leaved)

WHAT UNGRATFULL ARE THIS PEOPLE !

Do not date my mom Cindee Sheehan

2005-09-01T20:33:00.000-07:00

One of the most ridiculous tv show broadcasting now is "Date my mom" on MTV.
Imagine now the same show with some celebrity, what a nightmare could it be ? Here is our answers ...

Our previous post on Cindee Sheehan - thank to the web sites whose spoke about this one -

Here a very good article about Hurricane and Bush bashers - include Cindy Sheehan, who said :

"George is finished playing golf and telling his fables in San Diego, so he will be heading to Louisiana to see the devastation that his environmental policies and his killing policies have caused."

Here a fine picture joke about the new democrate spokerman.

ANNONCEMENT :
Marcel and French Frie are looking for a collective blog which like to host their adventures : awneir@numericable.fr

Katrina, faggy Hurricane

2005-08-30T18:46:00.000-07:00

To help now rescuing the victims of the Hurricane Katrina : American Red Cross

(- - Warning : Bad taste humour fallowing - -).

Fox News and CNN spend all the sunday 28 august speaking about the comming categorie 5 Hurricane Katrina.

It was an hectic wait for the total desintegration of New Orlean. Geraldo Rivera's mustaches were curling : at list something more exciting than diging in the silt for the Halloway body, or some things about Cindy Sheehan past !

But monday morning the tragedy was here : New Orlean was still here ! No more category 5 Hurricane. Just a f***** big tropical storm.

The two chanels tried to play the drama, but the spirit wasn't here anymore. Fox New team, which has now to live in a van, down by the river , had have to drive two hours to find a area with enough wind to make a good barely- audible - live with - a - flying - reporter - in - yellow raincot.

CNN tried to made a teasing with the "dome" which could collapse at any time over 14.000 traps people. But can you seriously be more exciting than "Girls Next Door" on the next chanel with a pigeon s**t unstuck by the wind from a big roof ?

This stupid fag Hurricane messed all the job.

But thank G.d almost all is setting in order now , two seawalls come down and a lot of watter is now in the streets, giving to the landscape a post-Tsunami exciting look-like.

A day at the Zoo with Marcel

2005-08-27T11:22:00.000-07:00

TRANSLATION IN FRENCH

-Gars : C'est la mode d'avoir un animal domestic exotic.

-Marcel : Toute sortes d'animaux exotics

-Marcel : C'est pour cela qu'ils organisent les cocktails directement dans les Zoos maintenant ...

I went to some movies recently

2005-08-24T16:32:00.000-07:00

The 4O year Old Virgin - or "the guy who whises he was still a virgin sometimes" - aka father and husband Judge Roberts.
You can read in his eyes the trully innoncent hope to get inside the big warn place : the supreme court of United State.
A good movie beside the underperformence of the guys who play the bad ones.

Red Eyes mummy. Starring Cindy Sheehan. These is the story of a angry mother whom eyes are red, not because she cried a lot for the death of her son, but cuz the evil bush's army kill a lot "resistants" in Iraq.
A very good movie, i especialy liked the moment you discovered who is really miss Sheehan thanks to Fox news.

And my favorite : Wedding Crasher - or the story of a funny guy who like to go to some religious weddings, but instead of giving some christian advises for the bride, he usualy slap the wedded "this damn commie who dare too smoke a cuban cigar on the US territory".
This good old Pat Robertson could have an Oscar this time.

Dialogue between a mother and a president

2005-08-21T23:40:00.000-07:00

- Mother : Mister president, my son died in your war

-President : I offer you my condoleance to your familly

-Mother : This war is a non-sens, we havent been attack by them

-President : We have been attack buy there ... uh .... relatives ... And they were a big menace

-Mother : We dont wont a war ! War is bad, young people die there. We wont peace now !

-President : but ...

-Mother : Soldiers must be home, not deing in sand far away.
-Mother : We know this war is for big compagnies and for israelites agenda.

-President : Your son was a volunteer, he is a heros who died for our futur.

-Mother : Mister Franklin Delanoe Roosevelt how do you dare speak about my son like that ? damn patriot freak !

Links about Cindy Sheehan and against Cindy Sheehan activism :

Unbalanced Coverage Of An Unbalanced Protest (Captain's Quarters)
Confused Americans for Truth - Cindy Sheehan and the Real Good Feeling(Conservative Cat)
Backlash! War moms attack Cindy Sheehan (worldnetdaily.com)
Cindy Sheehan Unplugged (Frontpage magazine)
The ugly, angry left exploiting the grieving (No Pasaran)
http://www.meetwithcindy.org/ (Site who support Cindy Sheehan)

2005-08-21T10:33:00.000-07:00

Haloscan commenting and trackback have been added to this blog.

One day at the rodeo show

2005-08-19T18:07:00.000-07:00

Some weeks ago i went to the big Cheyenne Rodeo Show : Frontiere Day. "The daddy of all them all".

A totaly US show, with patriotics singers and brave bull's riders.

TRANSLATION IN FRENCH

Il y a quelques semaines je suis allé au grand rodéo de Cheyenne : Frontiere Day. "Le père de tout les rodéos".

Un spectacle 100% US, avec chanteurs patriotiques et courageux monteur de taureaux.

-Marcel : Je dois essayer ça !

-French Frie : tu as Marcel, c'est mieux de commencer petit

-Allez, hu !

Trade balance and dead cow-boy

2005-08-16T19:15:00.000-07:00

"This damn cars are everywhere now" Nelson, Denver's Cowboy

My cartoonist; Patrick Morin; has wife and young kids, so now he is on vacation with them.
Fortunately he left me some cartoons i wrote some weeks ago. I will post a very funny one about Rodeo next thuesday of friday.

Speaking of Rodeo i have good time listening some people in US or in France worried about the threat of China on our precious textile industy. Especially when this teacher had tried to convince me that : "It's so horrible, all these stuffs in Wall-mart come from China".
And why its mean that tomorrow "either in Europe and US anybody won't have a job".

I would say that all this peoples are right ! We must not do the same error that we made 100 years ago. The black days of saddness, the day of The Cow-Boy death.
At this time almost all cow-boys disappeared. Because of the lack of bravery, which push the politicians to allow people to build this devil instrument invent in Europe : CARS.

All the economists are unanimous : a man who buy a car is a man who dont need to buy 5 horses.

Think about that the next time you will buy a t-shirt "made in China".
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For another funny explanation about US trade balance i recommend this article from the Mises Institute.

My US French pin's flag and the spit

2005-08-14T12:44:00.000-07:00

Here is a picture of the USA and French pins I wear often on my shirt. I'm very proud of it.

The problem is how people i meet react :

when a liberal see the american flag he thinks i'm a "conservative-fascit-redState-guy", so he dont wan't to speak to me and refuse to seel me this organic garlic i need for my french recipies; and when i met a right wing guy only a glance at my french flag and he act like he just saw Saddam Hussein himself - in the best case i try to hit me with is "support our troops" car -

At the begining it was a problem, but now it's become an habbit. I speak about the food when i go out. When i wear my pins i can tast such delicous plates like : French Frie and spit, boil corn butter and spit, but my fovorite one's is definitively : Cajun BBQ chiken and double spit.

I dont know how long i can survive wearring it, but i know i will try, for my honor and cuz i love USA (beside food) and i love France (beside the governement and all this depressiv movies).

(Buy a friendship flag on Alamo website )

TRANSLATION IN FRENCH

Voici une photo du pins Americono-français que je porte souvent. J'en suis tres fier.
Le problême c'est les réactions des gens que je rencontre :

Quand un personne de gauche voit le drapeau américain il pense que je suis un "conservateur-fascite-republicain", donc il ne me parle pas et refuse de me vendre cet ail-bio dont j'ai besoin pour faire une recette française; et quand je rencontre un gars de droite un seul coup d'oeil a mon drapeau français et il reagit comme si il etait devant Saddam Hussein en personne - au mieux il tente de m'ecrasser avec sa voiture "Support our troops".

Au debut c'était un probleme, mais maintenant j'y suis habitué. Je parle de la bouffe quand je vais au resto. Quand je porte mon pins j'ai le choix entre de succulents plats comme : Frites et crachats, mais au beurre et au crachat, sans oublier mon preferé : poulet grillé avec double crachat.

Je ne sais pas combien de temps je vais pouvoir survivre en le portant, mais je sais que je vais essayer. Pour mon honneur; parce que j'aime les Etats-Unis (en dehors de la bouffe) et parce que j'aime la France (en dehors de son gouvernement et ses films depressifs).

freedoom to insult the president

2005-08-13T11:21:00.000-07:00

Translation in French

-Marcel : Aux Etats-Unis la liberté d'expression permet aux Américains d'insulter leur président.

-French Frie : En France aussi les gens ont la liberté d'insulter le president ... des Etats-Unis

Links :

-Anti-Bush t-shirts ( US)
-Anti Bush French humour (FR)
-Anti-France website (US)
-French watch website (FR-US)

-Liberte d'expression : EFF - Blue Ribbon campaign (US)
-Is there an association whom fight for freedom of speech in France ?!!!

US constitution - Amendment I - Freedom of Religion, Press, Expression. 12/15/1791.

Pro-Bush blog

Islamists in France

2005-08-04T15:01:00.000-07:00

Translation in French :

-Legende : l'immigration est mieux accepté aux USA qu'en France

-Marcel : Heu , et comment va le petit Oussama ?

-Legende : Mais pourquoi donc ?

-Marcel : Aie, Aie, Mamacita, comment vont mes petits copains en silicones ?

Eminem retirement, Dick take over

2005-08-02T22:03:00.000-07:00

Translation in French

-Tatoueur : il parait qu'Eminem arrete la scéne

-Dick Chesney : J'en ai rien à foutre de ce batard.

-Dick Chesney : Je prend la rélève ! Enc.... de t. m.... .

Army recruitment , need frenchs

2005-07-30T08:25:00.000-07:00

Translation in French

-Marcel : Le recrutement est si difficile que vous prenez des immigrés français maintenant ?

-Militaire : Nos gars ont peur de mourrir en Irak

-French Frie : En France aussi le recrutement est difficile; les gars ont peur de mourrir ... d'ennui.

Web sites for more information :

Numbers Game ( 2millonth web log)

A-S-Y

Army Recruiting

L'armée en France / French army

Judge Roberts nomination

2005-07-25T17:55:00.000-07:00

Translation in French

- Militant de Moveon : J'ai étudié le dossier du Juge Norber qui a 75 ans.

-Marcel : C'est judge Roberts et il y a 50 ans !

-Militant moveon : en conclusion je dirai que le judge Albert est trop jeune pour cette court.

-Marcel : voila la fameuse "subtilité democrate".

Other articles on the web :

A Cox & Forkum's cartoon about Judge Roberts confimation

Guess what they say (fun): The Right place blog

Federalist Society's question on Captain's quarters blog

Judge Roberts : petition - support

Moveon (official)

Terrorist birth

2005-07-25T17:45:00.000-07:00

Translation in French

-Heureux evenement dans la maison du terroriste.

-C'est le portrait craché de son pére

On the web :

Im jealous of the french (Aaron blog)

Karl Rove encore un revers

2005-07-21T01:02:00.000-07:00

Translation in French

-Marcel : Le pauvre Karl Rove ! Il est mis en piece par les médias

-French Frie : son surnom à meme changé, il ne s'appel plus désormais "Boy Genius" mais "Karl Huggy les bons tuyaux"

-Karl Rove : Tu veux des infos de Karl les bons tuyaux ?

-Le Journalist : Tu as quelque chose sur notre contact en Iran, et quelque chose sur la finale de la NBA ?

First english Lesson / premier cour d'anglais

2005-07-17T13:52:00.000-07:00

Marcel and French Frie at the Colorado School of English

Marcel et French Frie à l'Ecole d'Anglais du Colorado

Translation in French

Faire une comparaison / Premiere lesson d'anglais

-Marcel : Yvana est plus belle que Tatiana
-Miss prof : Bravo Marcel, vous tenez le bon bout

-Miss prof : Maintenant Marcel avec le superlatif
-Marcel : Tatiana est la plus moche

-French Frie : Oui c'est dur ! Mais l'anglais est difficile.

Gay wedding, what Jesus would do ?

2005-07-17T13:16:00.000-07:00

Translation in French

-Le gamin : Jesus en 2005 l'Eglise unifiée du Christ va approuver le marriage homosexuel.

-Jesus : Je vois ... bon, ben moi je retourne me coucher

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More on the web :

Gay marriage on the web site of United Church of Christ

-No gay marriage

-Stanley Kurtz on Gay Marriage (libertarian)

London Bombs attack vs 14 july french's fireworks

2005-07-14T11:52:00.000-07:00

Translation in French

-Maurice : Ha ces anglais ! Il leur faut tout ! Les jeux Olympiques, la croissance économique
-French Frie : Et même les attentats ! Ils sont vraiment arrogants

-Maurice : Mais nous on a notre 14 juillet !
-French Frie : Bonne fête nationale

Soon in all the world

2005-07-02T19:46:00.000-07:00

Marcel and French Fries are on work